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Putin Strongly Denies Interfering in 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs

July 16, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Although cameras clearly caught him overtly interfering in the May 13th hockey match between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Washington Capitals, Vladimir Putin strongly denied any meddling in the match at Monday’s press conference.

Neighboring Counties Demand Wall Along Pasco Borders

July 6, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Thousands of residents from all counties bordering Pasco gathered at the Brooksville courthouse on Monday to show support for the construction of a wall that would completely enclose Pasco.

Ambassador Ron Oakley Directly Responsible for Singapore Summit

June 12, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

DADE CITY, FL – The United States ambassador to North Korea, Ron Oakley, has been instrumental in orchestrating today’s Singapore summit, a historic meeting between […]

Mike Fasano Steals Dinner Ham from Elderly Man at Church Food Bank

June 12, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – On Monday, cameras caught Pasco County Tax Collector Mike Fasano allegedly swiping an entire dinner ham right out of the […]

Mayor Jersey John Kovaleski Implements ‘Cash for Gold’ Standard for All Hudson Currency

November 21, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

In an unprecedented move, Hudson Mayor John Kovaleski, known as “Jersey John”, has implemented what he calls ‘The Cash for Gold’ standard for all US […]

Entire Mariano Family to Run for Office in 2018

October 30, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

First it was Jack, then it was Amber, and now it’s everyone else. On Thursday, undoubtedly truthful sources confirmed that all members of the Mariano […]

Mike Wells Selects Running Mate

October 26, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Wednesday, Pasco county commissioner Mike Wells Jr. announced that he will be running alongside a creepy looking bunny named Ronnie Darko in his re-election […]

Trump Appoints Ron Oakley as Ambassador to North Korea

October 12, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

President Donald Trump has appointed Pasco county commissioner Ron Oakley to be the next ambassador to North Korea. Amid growing tensions between the US and […]

Bilirakis ‘Eternally Grateful’ for Random Dude with Umbrella

October 6, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Monday, a good Samaritan rushed to Gus Bilirakis’ rescue after he got stuck in the rain. According to first-hand sources, after being brought under […]

Amanda Murphy Blames Loss on the Patriarchy

September 4, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

Former House District 36 representative Amanda Murphy has gone public with her theory as to why she lost re-election nearly a year ago – patriarchy, […]

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