Mike Fasano Proposes to Lifelong Invisible Girlfriend
On Tuesday, Pasco tax collector Mike Fasano popped the question to his nameless lifelong invisible girlfriend. After the proposal, Fasano tweeted a picture of himself […]
Politics
County Says Not Enough Pawn Shops on US-19; Mandates 1 Per 200 Feet
On Wednesday, Pasco County commissioners passed a resolution mandating 1 pawn shop per 200 feet along US-19. The commissioners said the decision was due to […]
George W. Bush Refuses to Sign Football After Gus Bilirakis Mistakes Him for Tim Tebow
On Friday, representative Gus Bilirakis happened to meet former president George W. Bush in Washington DC. However, he mistook the former president as Tim Tebow, […]
Jack Mariano Gets Bad Case of Tennis Elbow While Standing in Front of Virtual American Flag
On Thursday, Jack Mariano developed a bad case of tennis elbow while standing in front of a large virtual American flag. It’s currently unclear how […]
Gus Bilirakis Heard Whispering “My Precious” After Finding Mysterious Ring at Event
Concerns are rising after Congressman Gus Bilirakis found a mysterious gold ring at a campaign event on Tuesday. Bystanders say that Bilirakis’ countenance “immediately changed” […]
Mike Fasano Shows True Humility by Holding Up Giant Donation Check For Picture
On Wednesday, Pasco County Tax Collector Mike Fasano put his humble spirit front and center by posing with a giant donation check to the Smile […]
Jack Mariano’s Former Barber Speaks Out For First Time Since Tragic Haircut; Asks for Forgiveness
Henrico Valdez, former Port Richey barber, told media outlets Saturday that he is the one responsible for Jack Mariano’s “unfortunate” haircut nearly two decades ago. […]
French Town Disowns Sister-City New Port Richey; Claims No Relation
Last Monday, prominent businessman and successful downtown shop owner Bernard Petit-Moreau announced that French town Cavalaire-sur-Mer is cutting all familial ties with its sister-city New […]
Jersey John Takes Landslide Victory in Hudson Mayoral Election
On Monday, Hudson voters took to the polls, launching a shocking victory. ‘Jersey John’ is his tag, but his title is now ‘Mayor’. John Kovaleski, […]