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New Port Richey City Council Passes ‘Don’t Say Fiasco’ Ordinance, Punishes People Who Say ‘Chasco Fiasco’

March 26, 2022 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – On Thursday, New Port Richey City Council members voted unanimously to impose a stiff $200 fine for anyone heard uttering […]

Pasco Sheriff’s Office Unveils New Female-Sniffing K9s ‘Joe’ and ‘Biden’

August 9, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office has two new additions to their K9 unit, ‘Joe’ and ‘Biden’. The two huskies are […]

Pasco’s Elderly in Total Disarray after Bilirakis Butt-Dial

November 8, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – After Congressman Gus Bilirakis mistakenly butt-dialed all registered voters in Pasco on Tuesday, many elderly citizens reportedly were thrown into […]

Officials to Begin Slowly, Painfully Dissolving Port Richey with Acidic Chemtrails

October 25, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco lawmakers have approved a measure to officially begin dissolving the City of Port Richey via highly-acidic aerial dousings. The action, […]

Photo Shows AOC Crying Over Empty Gulf View Square Flea Market Parking Lot

July 10, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – On Tuesday, Cameras caught US representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, crying over an empty Gulf View Square Flea Market parking […]

Brian Corley Warns Against Getting Election Info from Non-Pasco Pelican Sources

June 28, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – In an exclusive interview on Wednesday, Pasco County Supervisor of Elections Brian Corley warned voters about getting faulty election information […]

Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth Port Richey Mayor Arrested

March 23, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL –

In a truly shocking turn of events, Pasco Sheriffs have arrested the eighth acting Mayor of Port Richey in less than 2 months.

Hudson Mayor ‘Jersey John’ Striking Gold in Re-Election Campaign

October 31, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

HUDSON, FL –

While many are seeking election in the upcoming midterms, perhaps no candidate is more highly-favored than Hudson’s incumbent mayor ‘Jersey John’ Kovaleski.

‘Catch Me if You Can’ Sequel to Feature Andrew Gillum, FBI Director Wray

October 15, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

TALLAHASSEE, FL – A new film featuring Andrew Gillum and FBI Director Christopher Wray is in the works.

Local Feminist Accuses Republican Candidate Ardian Zika of Holding Door for Her

October 11, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Republican candidate for Florida House District 37, Ardian Zika, became the subject of harsh criticism on Monday after being accused of holding a door open for a local feminist.

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