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Andrew Gillum Spotted in Historic Communist Photograph

October 4, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

TALLAHASSEE, FL – Andrew Gillum’s popularity among Florida democrats reached new heights on Tuesday after sources identified him in an old photograph among prominent communist leaders.

Experts: Creepy Photo of Rick Scott Laughing Likely to Swing Election

September 17, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

TALLAHASSEE, FL –

Experts predict that the infamous photo of Rick Scott laughing is most likely going to swing the senatorial election in favor of Bill Nelson.

Mike Moore Campaign Logo Finds Fitting Home on Toothpaste Tube

September 16, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

WESLEY CHAPEL, FL – The Mike Moore campaign has finally released a long-awaited toothpaste product with the incumbent’s campaign logo printed on its tube.

Zika to Face Malaria in Heated Runoff Election

August 30, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

The results of Tuesday’s primary election has led to a runoff between two vying candidates for Florida State House District 37, Zika and Malaria.

Pasco Commissioner Mike Moore Has Been Leading a Double Life for Decades

August 20, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

If you have heard of Pasco County Commissioner Mike Moore, you have probably heard he is a conservative republican, and that he has served on the Pasco county Board of Commissioners for several years now.

That’s all well and good, but there’s much more to the story than that.

Kent Compton Campaign Seeks Urban Voters with ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Logo

August 17, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Kent Compton, candidate for Pasco County Judge, has dropped two dope new campaign pictures which include the ‘Straight Outta Compton’ logo.

Oops! Turns Out Democratic Candidate Brandi Goeit was Actually Born in Kenya, is a Reptilian

August 4, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL –

Brandi Geoit bought her home in the United States nearly five years ago. She is listed as a resident of Florida. But she isn’t.

Putin Strongly Denies Interfering in 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs

July 16, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Although cameras clearly caught him overtly interfering in the May 13th hockey match between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Washington Capitals, Vladimir Putin strongly denied any meddling in the match at Monday’s press conference.

Neighboring Counties Demand Wall Along Pasco Borders

July 6, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Thousands of residents from all counties bordering Pasco gathered at the Brooksville courthouse on Monday to show support for the construction of a wall that would completely enclose Pasco.

Ambassador Ron Oakley Directly Responsible for Singapore Summit

June 12, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

DADE CITY, FL – The United States ambassador to North Korea, Ron Oakley, has been instrumental in orchestrating today’s Singapore summit, a historic meeting between […]

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