Mike Wells Selects Running Mate

On Wednesday, Pasco county commissioner Mike Wells Jr. announced that he will be running alongside a creepy looking bunny named Ronnie Darko in his re-election bid. Although rumors have been circulating that Wells planned to do something unorthodox to try to garner support, no one anticipated Ronnie the Rabbit.

¬†One anonymous Pasco political commentator wrote, “We expected something a bit more strategic and subtle, like coming out as a communist non-gender-conforming polygonsexual. Although I’m skeptical of [Wells’] radical decision, let’s see how he does with it.”

Wells plans on taking “Ronnie the Rabbit” to every house when canvassing neighborhoods.

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