Pasco Students First in World to Dissect Hopes, Dreams of Future Success
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Save a frog, dissect dreams. Students at Mitchell High School in New Port Richey have become the first students in […]
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Pasco’s Elderly in Total Disarray after Bilirakis Butt-Dial
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – After Congressman Gus Bilirakis mistakenly butt-dialed all registered voters in Pasco on Tuesday, many elderly citizens reportedly were thrown into […]
Pasco School Board to Decide Whether to Allow Biological Boys to Pee on Girls’ Toilet Seats
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – A slippery slope, or a trickle of tolerance? Pending Pasco school board legislation is taking aim at girls’ toilets. The […]
Pasco County Public Transportation Installs ‘Hood Hooks’ to Better Accomodate Moon Lake Riders
MOON LAKE, FL Looking for a convenient place hang your hood or stash your sash? Pasco County is making room for Moon Lakers on its […]
Hudson Seagulls Getting Higher than Ever Due to Opioid Epidemic
HUDSON, FL – According to a new study published by Pasco Hernando State College, the majority of Hudson seagulls are addicted to opioids. Experts concluded […]
Pasco Man Posed as 6 Year-Old Boy to Sneak into Drag Queen Story Hour, Police Say
PORT RICHEY, FL – On Wednesday, a 32 year-old Pasco man was trespassed after sneaking into a ‘Drag Queen Story Hour’ dressed as a 6 […]
Trinity College of Florida Unveils Statue of Billy Graham Nicknamed ‘The Golden Graham’
TRINITY, FL – On Thanksgiving Day, faculty at Trinity College of Florida unveiled a towering 120 foot-high golden statue of the famous evangelist Billy Graham, the college’s most well-known graduate.
New Season of ‘Catching Hell’ to Cover STD Outbreaks in Pasco Nudist Colonies
LAND O’ LAKES, FL – The Weather Channel is hoping that their new season of ‘Catching Hell’, which will cover STD outbreaks in Pasco nudist colonies, will go viral.
Study Shows Strong Correlation Between Ambien Usage and Moon Lake Residency
A study released on Friday shows a strong positive correlation between Ambien usage and Moon Lake residency.
Putin Strongly Denies Interfering in 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
Although cameras clearly caught him overtly interfering in the May 13th hockey match between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Washington Capitals, Vladimir Putin strongly denied any meddling in the match at Monday’s press conference.