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Pasco County Public Transportation Installs ‘Hood Hooks’ to Better Accomodate Moon Lake Riders

August 9, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

MOON LAKE, FL Looking for a convenient place hang your hood or stash your sash? Pasco County is making room for Moon Lakers on its […]

Hudson Seagulls Getting Higher than Ever Due to Opioid Epidemic

July 19, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

HUDSON, FL – According to a new study published by Pasco Hernando State College, the majority of Hudson seagulls are addicted to opioids. Experts concluded […]

Pasco Man Posed as 6 Year-Old Boy to Sneak into Drag Queen Story Hour, Police Say

July 18, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – On Wednesday, a 32 year-old Pasco man was trespassed after sneaking into a ‘Drag Queen Story Hour’ dressed as a 6 […]

Trinity College of Florida Unveils Statue of Billy Graham Nicknamed ‘The Golden Graham’

November 24, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

TRINITY, FL – On Thanksgiving Day, faculty at Trinity College of Florida unveiled a towering 120 foot-high golden statue of the famous evangelist Billy Graham, the college’s most well-known graduate.

New Season of ‘Catching Hell’ to Cover STD Outbreaks in Pasco Nudist Colonies

July 28, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

LAND O’ LAKES, FL – The Weather Channel is hoping that their new season of ‘Catching Hell’, which will cover STD outbreaks in Pasco nudist colonies, will go viral.

Study Shows Strong Correlation Between Ambien Usage and Moon Lake Residency

July 18, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

A study released on Friday shows a strong positive correlation between Ambien usage and Moon Lake residency.

Putin Strongly Denies Interfering in 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs

July 16, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Although cameras clearly caught him overtly interfering in the May 13th hockey match between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Washington Capitals, Vladimir Putin strongly denied any meddling in the match at Monday’s press conference.

New ‘Volleybrawl’ Wii-U Game to Feature River Ridge and Ridgewood High Schools

July 10, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Nntendo is looking to capitalize on the strong animosity between River Ridge and Ridgewood fans by releasing a video game based on the 2009 brawl between the fans of the two volleyball teams that became known as “Volleybrawl”.

Thousands Convert Upon Reading St. James Billboard Pun

June 26, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – There have been several reports of religious revivals in the Port Richey area after St. James the Apostle Catholic Church posted […]

Putin Accused of Meddling in NHL Playoffs Amidst Icy International Relations

May 14, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

TAMPA BAY, FL – On Sunday, Vladimir Putin was seen overtly interfering with the NHL playoffs game between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Washington Capitals.

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