Millions of Tampa Bay Lightning Fans Materialize Out of Thin Air
TAMPA, FL – According to multiple sources, millions of Tampa Bay Lightning fans have appeared from out of nowhere in various locations throughout Tampa Bay […]
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97X Announces Plans to Officially Stop Playing Any Semblance of Good Music
TAMPA, FL –
On Monday, popular Tampa Bay radio station, 97X, announced that it has officially decided to stop playing good music.
Influx of Snowbirds Causes Boom in Pasco Auto-Towing Industry
Auto towing industry leaders are praising the recent seasonal migration of snowbirds to Pasco county from up North.
100% Plant-Based Truck Spotted in Land O’ Lakes
LAND O’ LAKES, FL – A truck that appears to be made out of nothing but organic plant material was spotted on US-41 in Land […]
Millions of Entitled Floridians Grateful for Heat for First Time Ever
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – As local temperatures rose back up to moderately warm levels this past week, millions of Floridians became grateful for the […]
West Pasco Visitor Honestly Perplexed by Size of Little Road
HUDSON, FL –
Visitor Allen Rutfield became extremely confused on Wednesday after discovering the sheer size of Little Road in Pasco.
Florida Teen Totally Understands Northern Winters After Slight Chill
DADE CITY, FL – On Monday, Florida teen Lizzy Fuller reported that she completely understands what Northerners experience in wintertime due to her having to put on a jacket during the recent chill. Temperatures in parts of Florida dropped to the 40s, leaving Florida natives like Fuller wondering if they would survive, and where they stored their jackets last winter.
Pasco Man Contemplates Life Decisions After Recognizing House on Live PD
Port Richey resident Eddie Farrell took a long hard look at his life decisions Friday as he saw his front door in the backdrop of […]
Desperate New Port Richey Millennial Still Telling Herself She Will Leave Someday
Melissa Barnes, 23, of New Port Richey is still reassuring herself that one day she will up and leave town for good. From pipe dreams […]
New York Native’s Whine Cracks Neighbors’ Windows
On Friday, New York native and Port Richey resident Michael Rigatoni was going about his business as usual, including whining about Florida, when he unleashed […]