The Pasco Pelican
  • Home
  • All News
  • Business
  • Politics
  • Crime
  • Culture
  • Weather
  • Shop
    • Shirts
    • Everything Else
  • Contact
  • Legal

Articles by The Pasco Pelican

Covid-19 Virus Kills Local Karen’s Need for Manager

March 29, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – The covid 19 pandemic has changed life as we know it, but perhaps for none more than the dreaded “Karen”, […]

Pasco to Consider Adding Hand Soap to All Park Restrooms to Combat Coronavirus

March 20, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – Drastic times call for drastic measures. In order to protect against coronovirus, Pasco County public health officials are considering a proposal […]

Video of Port Richey Chinese Buffet’s Delicious Sun-Baked Chicken Recipe Goes Viral

March 7, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – A Port Richey Chinese Buffet is soaking in the attention after a video of their meticulous preparation of their infamous sun-baked […]

Ridge Road Extension Will Include Bridges to Preserve Native Moon Lake KKK Population

February 11, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

MOON LAKE, FL – After decades of debate, county officials and wildlife advocates are bridging divides. A monumental compromise includes plans to extend Ridge Road […]

Pasco County Raises Legal Meth Smoking Age to 21

January 9, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco officials are clearing the smoke on the legal meth age in Pasco, making it higher than ever before. On […]

New Moon Lake Splash Pad to Feature 2 Sprinklers and Port-O-Potty

December 27, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

MOON LAKE, FL – A brand new splash pad playground is coming to the Moon Lake community. According to county documents, the Pasco Board of […]

gulf high school climate protest

Gulf High Students Protest Climate Change by Skipping Class, Smoking Pot

December 14, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Students at Gulf High School are taking the high ground on climate change. According to reports, decades of haphazard truancy […]

Pasco Students First in World to Dissect Hopes, Dreams of Future Success

November 23, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Save a frog, dissect dreams. Students at Mitchell High School in New Port Richey have become the first students in […]

Pasco’s Elderly in Total Disarray after Bilirakis Butt-Dial

November 8, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – After Congressman Gus Bilirakis mistakenly butt-dialed all registered voters in Pasco on Tuesday, many elderly citizens reportedly were thrown into […]

Officials to Begin Slowly, Painfully Dissolving Port Richey with Acidic Chemtrails

October 25, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco lawmakers have approved a measure to officially begin dissolving the City of Port Richey via highly-acidic aerial dousings. The action, […]

Posts navigation

« 1 2 3 … 12 »

MUST READ

  • Record-Breaking 67% of Gulf High Graduates Accepted into Florida State Penitentiary

    May 31, 2019 0
  • Gulf View Square Flea Market Hits Record-High Customer Count Due to Fire Department Visit

    April 19, 2019 0
  • Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth Port Richey Mayor Arrested

    March 23, 2019 0
  • Port Richey Mall Expecting Significant Boost After Changing Name to ‘Gulf View Square Flea Market’

    January 26, 2019 2
  • New Port Richey PD Goes Green by Installing Juvie Center Directly Inside Gulf High

    September 5, 2018 0

Recent Posts

  • New Port Richey City Council Passes ‘Don’t Say Fiasco’ Ordinance, Punishes People Who Say ‘Chasco Fiasco’
  • Man Under 50 Spotted in Beacon Woods; Foul Play Suspected
  • ‘All Wives Matter’ Strikes Again, Crashes Car into Port Richey Strip Club
  • Al Gore Credits Florida Not Being Underwater to Dade City Snow Park
  • Trinity’s Varsity Club Sports Bar Offering Bottomless Everything

Recent Comments

  • Pasco Pelican on Port Richey Mall Expecting Significant Boost After Changing Name to ‘Gulf View Square Flea Market’
  • Joshua S. Hackman on Port Richey Mall Expecting Significant Boost After Changing Name to ‘Gulf View Square Flea Market’
  • Dr. Rick Morgan on French Town Disowns Sister-City New Port Richey; Claims No Relation
  • Ed on 97X Announces Plans to Officially Stop Playing Any Semblance of Good Music

Archives

  • March 2022
  • December 2021
  • September 2021
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017

Categories

  • Business
  • Crime
  • Culture
  • Education
  • Legal
  • Politics
  • Uncategorized
  • Weather

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Copyright © 2023 | The Pasco Pelican

Terms and Conditions - Privacy Policy