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Ridge Road Extension Will Include Bridges to Preserve Native Moon Lake KKK Population

February 11, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

MOON LAKE, FL – After decades of debate, county officials and wildlife advocates are bridging divides. A monumental compromise includes plans to extend Ridge Road […]

Pasco County Raises Legal Meth Smoking Age to 21

January 9, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco officials are clearing the smoke on the legal meth age in Pasco, making it higher than ever before. On […]

New Moon Lake Splash Pad to Feature 2 Sprinklers and Port-O-Potty

December 27, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

MOON LAKE, FL – A brand new splash pad playground is coming to the Moon Lake community. According to county documents, the Pasco Board of […]

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Gulf High Students Protest Climate Change by Skipping Class, Smoking Pot

December 14, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Students at Gulf High School are taking the high ground on climate change. According to reports, decades of haphazard truancy […]

Pasco Students First in World to Dissect Hopes, Dreams of Future Success

November 23, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Save a frog, dissect dreams. Students at Mitchell High School in New Port Richey have become the first students in […]

Pasco’s Elderly in Total Disarray after Bilirakis Butt-Dial

November 8, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – After Congressman Gus Bilirakis mistakenly butt-dialed all registered voters in Pasco on Tuesday, many elderly citizens reportedly were thrown into […]

Officials to Begin Slowly, Painfully Dissolving Port Richey with Acidic Chemtrails

October 25, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco lawmakers have approved a measure to officially begin dissolving the City of Port Richey via highly-acidic aerial dousings. The action, […]

Legislators Disappointed to Learn Dissolving Port Richey Will Not Eliminate Inhabitants

October 23, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco county lawmakers were shocked to learn that dissolving the city of Port Richey will not also dissolve the people currently […]

Hudson Winn-Dixie Offering Free, Self-Serve Hepatitis-A Immunizations in Restrooms

September 26, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

HUDSON, FL – Winn-Dixie’s popularity is spreading wildly in the area due to a new, unique offering. The Hudson location is now offering free Hepatitis-A […]

Publix Asks People to Stop Planking on Floors After Multiple Injuries Reported

September 12, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Publix – where planking is a problem. On Wednesday, Publix posted a polite plea for prospective planksters to postpone their […]

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