Pasco’s Elderly in Total Disarray after Bilirakis Butt-Dial
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – After Congressman Gus Bilirakis mistakenly butt-dialed all registered voters in Pasco on Tuesday, many elderly citizens reportedly were thrown into […]
Politics
Officials to Begin Slowly, Painfully Dissolving Port Richey with Acidic Chemtrails
PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco lawmakers have approved a measure to officially begin dissolving the City of Port Richey via highly-acidic aerial dousings. The action, […]
Photo Shows AOC Crying Over Empty Gulf View Square Flea Market Parking Lot
PORT RICHEY, FL – On Tuesday, Cameras caught US representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, crying over an empty Gulf View Square Flea Market parking […]
Brian Corley Warns Against Getting Election Info from Non-Pasco Pelican Sources
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – In an exclusive interview on Wednesday, Pasco County Supervisor of Elections Brian Corley warned voters about getting faulty election information […]
Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth Port Richey Mayor Arrested
PORT RICHEY, FL –
In a truly shocking turn of events, Pasco Sheriffs have arrested the eighth acting Mayor of Port Richey in less than 2 months.
Hudson Mayor ‘Jersey John’ Striking Gold in Re-Election Campaign
HUDSON, FL –
While many are seeking election in the upcoming midterms, perhaps no candidate is more highly-favored than Hudson’s incumbent mayor ‘Jersey John’ Kovaleski.
‘Catch Me if You Can’ Sequel to Feature Andrew Gillum, FBI Director Wray
TALLAHASSEE, FL – A new film featuring Andrew Gillum and FBI Director Christopher Wray is in the works.
Local Feminist Accuses Republican Candidate Ardian Zika of Holding Door for Her
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Republican candidate for Florida House District 37, Ardian Zika, became the subject of harsh criticism on Monday after being accused of holding a door open for a local feminist.
Andrew Gillum Spotted in Historic Communist Photograph
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Andrew Gillum’s popularity among Florida democrats reached new heights on Tuesday after sources identified him in an old photograph among prominent communist leaders.
Experts: Creepy Photo of Rick Scott Laughing Likely to Swing Election
TALLAHASSEE, FL –
Experts predict that the infamous photo of Rick Scott laughing is most likely going to swing the senatorial election in favor of Bill Nelson.