Photo Shows AOC Crying Over Empty Gulf View Square Flea Market Parking Lot
PORT RICHEY, FL – On Tuesday, Cameras caught US representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, crying over an empty Gulf View Square Flea Market parking […]
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Brian Corley Warns Against Getting Election Info from Non-Pasco Pelican Sources
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – In an exclusive interview on Wednesday, Pasco County Supervisor of Elections Brian Corley warned voters about getting faulty election information […]
Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth Port Richey Mayor Arrested
PORT RICHEY, FL –
In a truly shocking turn of events, Pasco Sheriffs have arrested the eighth acting Mayor of Port Richey in less than 2 months.
Hudson Mayor ‘Jersey John’ Striking Gold in Re-Election Campaign
HUDSON, FL –
While many are seeking election in the upcoming midterms, perhaps no candidate is more highly-favored than Hudson’s incumbent mayor ‘Jersey John’ Kovaleski.
‘Catch Me if You Can’ Sequel to Feature Andrew Gillum, FBI Director Wray
TALLAHASSEE, FL – A new film featuring Andrew Gillum and FBI Director Christopher Wray is in the works.
Local Feminist Accuses Republican Candidate Ardian Zika of Holding Door for Her
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Republican candidate for Florida House District 37, Ardian Zika, became the subject of harsh criticism on Monday after being accused of holding a door open for a local feminist.
Andrew Gillum Spotted in Historic Communist Photograph
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Andrew Gillum’s popularity among Florida democrats reached new heights on Tuesday after sources identified him in an old photograph among prominent communist leaders.
Experts: Creepy Photo of Rick Scott Laughing Likely to Swing Election
TALLAHASSEE, FL –
Experts predict that the infamous photo of Rick Scott laughing is most likely going to swing the senatorial election in favor of Bill Nelson.
Mike Moore Campaign Logo Finds Fitting Home on Toothpaste Tube
WESLEY CHAPEL, FL – The Mike Moore campaign has finally released a long-awaited toothpaste product with the incumbent’s campaign logo printed on its tube.
Zika to Face Malaria in Heated Runoff Election
The results of Tuesday’s primary election has led to a runoff between two vying candidates for Florida State House District 37, Zika and Malaria.