Jack Mariano Gets Bad Case of Tennis Elbow While Standing in Front of Virtual American Flag
On Thursday, Jack Mariano developed a bad case of tennis elbow while standing in front of a large virtual American flag. It’s currently unclear how […]
Articles by The Pasco Pelican
Local Teens Break Into Abandoned Hudson K-Mart; Discover It’s Still Open
On Thursday, a group of Pasco teens broke into the abandoned K-Mart off of US-19 in Hudson, only to discover that it is still open. […]
Gus Bilirakis Heard Whispering “My Precious” After Finding Mysterious Ring at Event
Concerns are rising after Congressman Gus Bilirakis found a mysterious gold ring at a campaign event on Tuesday. Bystanders say that Bilirakis’ countenance “immediately changed” […]
Friedman : Hudson Flea Market Closure is ‘Beginning of the End’ of US Economy
On Friday, world-renowned economist Milton Friedman predicted that the US economy will crash in a matter of months due to the Hudson USA Flea Market […]
Mike Fasano Shows True Humility by Holding Up Giant Donation Check For Picture
On Wednesday, Pasco County Tax Collector Mike Fasano put his humble spirit front and center by posing with a giant donation check to the Smile […]
Jack Mariano’s Former Barber Speaks Out For First Time Since Tragic Haircut; Asks for Forgiveness
Henrico Valdez, former Port Richey barber, told media outlets Saturday that he is the one responsible for Jack Mariano’s “unfortunate” haircut nearly two decades ago. […]
7-Eleven Offers Free Franchises on 7-11; Most Pasco Residents Choose Slurpees Instead
The cost of franchising with 7-Eleven can cost anywhere from $20,000 – $1,000,000, but 7-Eleven was offering them for free on 7-11 to anyone who […]
French Town Disowns Sister-City New Port Richey; Claims No Relation
Last Monday, prominent businessman and successful downtown shop owner Bernard Petit-Moreau announced that French town Cavalaire-sur-Mer is cutting all familial ties with its sister-city New […]
Jersey John Takes Landslide Victory in Hudson Mayoral Election
On Monday, Hudson voters took to the polls, launching a shocking victory. ‘Jersey John’ is his tag, but his title is now ‘Mayor’. John Kovaleski, […]