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Mike Fasano Proposes to Lifelong Invisible Girlfriend

August 18, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Tuesday, Pasco tax collector Mike Fasano popped the question to his nameless lifelong invisible girlfriend. After the proposal, Fasano tweeted a picture of himself […]

County Says Not Enough Pawn Shops on US-19; Mandates 1 Per 200 Feet

August 11, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Wednesday, Pasco County commissioners passed a resolution mandating 1 pawn shop per 200 feet along US-19. The commissioners said the decision was due to […]

George W. Bush Refuses to Sign Football After Gus Bilirakis Mistakes Him for Tim Tebow

August 5, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Friday, representative Gus Bilirakis happened to meet former president George W. Bush in Washington DC. However, he mistook the former president as Tim Tebow, […]

New York Native’s Whine Cracks Neighbors’ Windows

July 30, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Friday, New York native and Port Richey resident Michael Rigatoni was going about his business as usual, including whining about Florida, when he unleashed […]

Jack Mariano Gets Bad Case of Tennis Elbow While Standing in Front of Virtual American Flag

July 28, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Thursday, Jack Mariano developed a bad case of tennis elbow while standing in front of a large virtual American flag. It’s currently unclear how […]

Local Teens Break Into Abandoned Hudson K-Mart; Discover It’s Still Open

July 28, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Thursday, a group of Pasco teens broke into the abandoned K-Mart off of US-19 in Hudson, only to discover that it is still open. […]

Gus Bilirakis Heard Whispering “My Precious” After Finding Mysterious Ring at Event

July 26, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

Concerns are rising after Congressman Gus Bilirakis found a mysterious gold ring at a campaign event on Tuesday. Bystanders say that Bilirakis’ countenance “immediately changed” […]

Friedman : Hudson Flea Market Closure is ‘Beginning of the End’ of US Economy

July 22, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Friday, world-renowned economist Milton Friedman predicted that the US economy will crash in a matter of months due to the Hudson USA Flea Market […]

Mike Fasano Shows True Humility by Holding Up Giant Donation Check For Picture

July 20, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Wednesday, Pasco County Tax Collector Mike Fasano put his humble spirit front and center by posing with a giant donation check to the Smile […]

Jack Mariano’s Former Barber Speaks Out For First Time Since Tragic Haircut; Asks for Forgiveness

July 16, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

Henrico Valdez, former Port Richey barber, told media outlets Saturday that he is the one responsible for Jack Mariano’s “unfortunate” haircut nearly two decades ago. […]

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