Pasco Man Contemplates Life Decisions After Recognizing House on Live PD
Port Richey resident Eddie Farrell took a long hard look at his life decisions Friday as he saw his front door in the backdrop of […]
Articles by The Pasco Pelican
Desperate New Port Richey Millennial Still Telling Herself She Will Leave Someday
Melissa Barnes, 23, of New Port Richey is still reassuring herself that one day she will up and leave town for good. From pipe dreams […]
Entire Mariano Family to Run for Office in 2018
First it was Jack, then it was Amber, and now it’s everyone else. On Thursday, undoubtedly truthful sources confirmed that all members of the Mariano […]
Mike Wells Selects Running Mate
On Wednesday, Pasco county commissioner Mike Wells Jr. announced that he will be running alongside a creepy looking bunny named Ronnie Darko in his re-election […]
Pasco Criminals Receive Generous Royalties for Live PD Appearances
You know the saying “crime doesn’t pay”? Well it turns out that, in Pasco county, it does. If you are a Pasco criminal, considering getting […]
Trump Appoints Ron Oakley as Ambassador to North Korea
President Donald Trump has appointed Pasco county commissioner Ron Oakley to be the next ambassador to North Korea. Amid growing tensions between the US and […]
Bilirakis ‘Eternally Grateful’ for Random Dude with Umbrella
On Monday, a good Samaritan rushed to Gus Bilirakis’ rescue after he got stuck in the rain. According to first-hand sources, after being brought under […]
Sheriff’s Office Asks Public for Help to Identify Masked Man in Department Photo
On Wednesday, the Pasco Sheriff’s office posted a picture of several of their department staff at a press conference, one of whom was wearing an […]
Amanda Murphy Blames Loss on the Patriarchy
Former House District 36 representative Amanda Murphy has gone public with her theory as to why she lost re-election nearly a year ago – patriarchy, […]
Downtown New Port Richey Apartments to Finally Be Completed in 2083
Officials announced Monday that the Main street apartments in downtown New Port Richey are expected to be completed in the year 2083. Although the apartments […]