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Month: July 2018

New Season of ‘Catching Hell’ to Cover STD Outbreaks in Pasco Nudist Colonies

July 28, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

LAND O’ LAKES, FL – The Weather Channel is hoping that their new season of ‘Catching Hell’, which will cover STD outbreaks in Pasco nudist colonies, will go viral.

Pasco Residents Poop in Boxes to Combat Porch Pirates

July 21, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL –

After news broke of yet another local Amazon package theft, tens of thousands of Pasco residents have decided to take matters into their own hands.

Study Shows Strong Correlation Between Ambien Usage and Moon Lake Residency

July 18, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

A study released on Friday shows a strong positive correlation between Ambien usage and Moon Lake residency.

Putin Strongly Denies Interfering in 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs

July 16, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Although cameras clearly caught him overtly interfering in the May 13th hockey match between the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Washington Capitals, Vladimir Putin strongly denied any meddling in the match at Monday’s press conference.

New ‘Volleybrawl’ Wii-U Game to Feature River Ridge and Ridgewood High Schools

July 10, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Nntendo is looking to capitalize on the strong animosity between River Ridge and Ridgewood fans by releasing a video game based on the 2009 brawl between the fans of the two volleyball teams that became known as “Volleybrawl”.

Neighboring Counties Demand Wall Along Pasco Borders

July 6, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Thousands of residents from all counties bordering Pasco gathered at the Brooksville courthouse on Monday to show support for the construction of a wall that would completely enclose Pasco.

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