The Pasco Pelican
  • Home
  • All News
  • Business
  • Politics
  • Crime
  • Culture
  • Weather
  • Shop
    • Shirts
    • Everything Else
  • Contact
  • Legal

Crime

4 Reasons the Hudson Publix Remodel is a False Flag

May 31, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Walter the Woke has gathered a mountain of evidence that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Hudson Publix “remodel” is an inside job.

Undercover Sting Leads to Discovery of Several Legitimate Massage Parlors in West Pasco

April 9, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Saturday, the Pasco Sheriff’s Office announced that after an extensive investigation, they have uncovered a string of West Pasco massage parlors that offer legitimate massage services.

Hudson Teen Adds Veterans Park Tank to Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan

April 2, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Monday, lifetime Hudson resident Tyler Basowski, strategically added Hudson’s beloved “Miss Brenda” tank from Veterans Memorial Park to his Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan.

Loud Thundering Sounds Caused by Hudson Man’s Flatulence

November 27, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Monday afternoon, Pasco Sheriff Chris Nocco confirmed that the loud, repetitive, thunderous sounds in Pasco and surrounding areas were caused by a Hudon man’s […]

Pasco Man Contemplates Life Decisions After Recognizing House on Live PD

November 6, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

Port Richey resident Eddie Farrell took a long hard look at his life decisions Friday as he saw his front door in the backdrop of […]

Pasco Criminals Receive Generous Royalties for Live PD Appearances

October 15, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

You know the saying “crime doesn’t pay”? Well it turns out that, in Pasco county, it does. If you are a Pasco criminal, considering getting […]

Sheriff’s Office Asks Public for Help to Identify Masked Man in Department Photo

September 29, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Wednesday, the Pasco Sheriff’s office posted a picture of several of their department staff at a press conference, one of whom was wearing an […]

Posts navigation

« 1 2 3

MUST READ

  • Record-Breaking 67% of Gulf High Graduates Accepted into Florida State Penitentiary

    May 31, 2019 0
  • Gulf View Square Flea Market Hits Record-High Customer Count Due to Fire Department Visit

    April 19, 2019 0
  • Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth Port Richey Mayor Arrested

    March 23, 2019 0
  • Port Richey Mall Expecting Significant Boost After Changing Name to ‘Gulf View Square Flea Market’

    January 26, 2019 2
  • New Port Richey PD Goes Green by Installing Juvie Center Directly Inside Gulf High

    September 5, 2018 0

Recent Posts

  • New Port Richey City Council Passes ‘Don’t Say Fiasco’ Ordinance, Punishes People Who Say ‘Chasco Fiasco’
  • Man Under 50 Spotted in Beacon Woods; Foul Play Suspected
  • ‘All Wives Matter’ Strikes Again, Crashes Car into Port Richey Strip Club
  • Al Gore Credits Florida Not Being Underwater to Dade City Snow Park
  • Trinity’s Varsity Club Sports Bar Offering Bottomless Everything

Recent Comments

  • Pasco Pelican on Port Richey Mall Expecting Significant Boost After Changing Name to ‘Gulf View Square Flea Market’
  • Joshua S. Hackman on Port Richey Mall Expecting Significant Boost After Changing Name to ‘Gulf View Square Flea Market’
  • Dr. Rick Morgan on French Town Disowns Sister-City New Port Richey; Claims No Relation
  • Ed on 97X Announces Plans to Officially Stop Playing Any Semblance of Good Music

Archives

  • March 2022
  • December 2021
  • September 2021
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017

Categories

  • Business
  • Crime
  • Culture
  • Education
  • Legal
  • Politics
  • Uncategorized
  • Weather

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Copyright © 2023 | The Pasco Pelican

Terms and Conditions - Privacy Policy