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Month: April 2018

Racially-Tolerant New Port Richey Man Selling Quality Tiki Torches

April 24, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – An anonymous New Port Richey resident has posted 8 tiki torches for sale in a Pasco County buy-and-sell Facebook group. […]

Millions of Tampa Bay Lightning Fans Materialize Out of Thin Air

April 19, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

TAMPA, FL – According to multiple sources, millions of Tampa Bay Lightning fans have appeared from out of nowhere in various locations throughout Tampa Bay […]

Undercover Sting Leads to Discovery of Several Legitimate Massage Parlors in West Pasco

April 9, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Saturday, the Pasco Sheriff’s Office announced that after an extensive investigation, they have uncovered a string of West Pasco massage parlors that offer legitimate massage services.

Hudson Teen Adds Veterans Park Tank to Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan

April 2, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

On Monday, lifetime Hudson resident Tyler Basowski, strategically added Hudson’s beloved “Miss Brenda” tank from Veterans Memorial Park to his Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan.

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