All of Gulf View’s Problems Instantly Vanish After Kicking Out ‘Pokemon Go’ Players

PORT RICHEY, FL –

After security guards at Gulf View Square Flea Market forcibly removed a ‘vicious mob’ of Pokemon Go players on Monday, all of their problems reportedly disappeared.

Witnesses say that as soon as the last Pokemon Go player stepped off of the flea market’s property, they instantly felt a change in the ‘climate’ of the establishment. All of the things about Gulf View that have steadily deteriorated over the last decade purportedly instantly vanished after they were kicked out. The sounds of the scurrying rats subsided, the AC turned on, and dozens of vendors flocked into occupy the empty storefronts.

Security footage shows that while some of the Pokemon Go players had to be physically removed, most left voluntarily due to the sighting of a Snorlax across US-19.

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